Random Story (read and have a good laugh. Or not)

This is exactly what's written on the paper... Spelling and grammatical mistakes are not corrected.

We had youth cell on ever saturday. and this is wat we do...in McD's, KFC ,the pooL,China, and England. Right now while mom was washing dirty unmentionables, so, he went to buy pigskins for his rheumatism. And then, when he gave a shout, his mother fainted and fell into unconsciousness. The next day, he went to his handphone and called his friend Zohan. He screamed in greeting and Zohan did the same. All of the sudden, Zohan dropped his phone. But- Then before before them, there shined a shiny monkey. AND HE SAID!! "Play the best, song in the world!","or I'll eat your feet!!!" Then he said, "Can't touch This!!". So he sang!-"I Love you" from the great TV series Barney! the he was satisfied. So then, they died and the undertaker said "Why so serious!!"